[beep click beep before the voice post kicks on.] How do you even know this dumb thing is on...? Whatever. [a grunt of irritation.]

Why isn't there anything fun to do here? I'm so bored! [voice lowering to a mumble] I didn't know we spent that much time looking for Mother--she's gotta be proud of us for that, no matter what anybody else says. Jerks.

[a sound like something half-heartedly impacting a tree] This isn't fun either. Kadaj, Yazoo, little brother, I'm gonna go find something fun to do or someone to play with, okay? I'll be back later. [another mumble] Maybe that lady stopped being boring and wants to play again...

[beep beep clicking.] I'm gonna look for my phone! I hate this stupid thi-- [voice post ends.]

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[eventually, the voice post gets turned on, and for a while, there's a lot of beeping and clicking, with some low muttering and cursing]

I'm gonna beat their skull in for stealing my phone--what is this piece of crap? [more muttering and beeping, until there's a frustrated growl]

I didn't lose my phone! Somebody took it from me and they'd better give it back or else. Jerks. [then, a little cough.]

Kadaj. You're here, right? I feel you, but I don't know how to call your phone on this dumb thing, it doesn't have your number. Or Yazoo's. I can't feel Yazoo--where'd he go? And I can feel some other weird things that aren't Yazoo, but... [silent, the vague background noises coming to a quiet]

Hn. It's okay, I'll find him later. I'm coming to find you now, okay? So--stay put. Or, um, come get me. But I'm coming.

And if this didn't get through to you I'm breaking this stupid not-my-phone. [More beeping and clicking until the voice post is ended.]